My Staycation at The W Kuala Lumpur — Posh, Broke, & Bored

My Staycation at The W Kuala Lumpur — Posh, Broke, & Bored

My review of the 5 star luxury hotel The W Kuala Lumpur, The Away Spa, and more by Posh, Broke, & Bored
My review of the 5 star luxury hotel The W Kuala Lumpur, The Away Spa, and more by Posh, Broke, & Bored

WELCOME HOME

It’s no secret that I am a fan of W Hotels. In the last 4 years alone I’ve stayed in and reviewed the W Hotels in St Petersburg, Amsterdam, Hong Kong, and Taipei; as well as hung out in the W Hotels in Barcelona and London. As I’ve said before, myself and W Hotels are an unexpected pairing given that my tastes gravitate toward the traditional and historical, but that just goes to show that their hotels are so exceptional and unique that I allow this ultra-modern, ultra-hip brand a place in my heart. I’ve been looking forward to the opening of the W Kuala Lumpur since 2015, at the launch of Tropicana Residences to where I was very kindly invited by Tan Sri Danny Tan whose Tropicana Corp owns the W KL Having waited so long for Malaysia to have its own W, I recently took up the chance to take a staycation at the shiny new W KL Will it live up to the hype? How does the W KL compare to its glitzy international cousins? Read on…
SOME PHOTOS KINDLY PROVIDED BY W KUALA LUMPUR, BECAUSE SOME AREAS OF THE HOTEL WERE TOO CROWDED TO PHOTOGRAPH.

My review of the 5 star luxury hotel The W Kuala Lumpur, The Away Spa, and more by Posh, Broke, & Bored
I started off my staycation at the W KL on the wrong foot, quite literally: rather than put pedal to the metal, I could’ve taken advantage of the hotel’s WHEELS service. WHEELS not only helps with any transportation arrangements but also provides valet parking at the hotel entrance. Oblivious to such a convenient service, I parked my monstrous SUV and lugged my luggage to the ground floor rather than the 8th floor for check-in. No matter, it was an opportunity to see the hotel’s street level entrance. As expected from the uber-hip brand, the lobby was a study in futuristic glamour: a minimal space of glass and steel, the austerity of which was broken up by the undulating curves of the seating area furniture, ambient lighting, and discreet staff standing to attention.

My review of the 5 star luxury hotel The W Kuala Lumpur, The Away Spa, and more by Posh, Broke, & Bored

I finally made it to the correct floor, where the Living Room was. Curved sheer screens created designated zones in the large open-plan space while allowing a seamless flow of movement and traffic. At the Welcome desk, I was greeted by a W Insider. As the name suggests, the W Insiders are the go-to for what’s fresh on the local scene; from ‘blink and you’ll miss it’ pop-ups to events so secret you’d need government clearance to attend. Then there’s of course the famous Whatever/Whenever lifestyle concierge service, who’ll get “what you want, whenever you want it – as long as it’s legal”.

So far, so good. And then I was shown to my home for the night – the Studio Suite.
My review of the 5 star luxury hotel The W Kuala Lumpur, The Away Spa, and more by Posh, Broke, & Bored
My review of the 5 star luxury hotel The W Kuala Lumpur, The Away Spa, and more by Posh, Broke, & Bored
Huge did not even begin to describe my “room”. At 92 square metres (990 square feet), the Studio Suite was larger than my London apartment. So large, in fact, that even my 24-70mm lens (that’s a wide angle, by the way) could barely capture the entire living room nor the bedroom, hence I had to resort to using a press photo to fully illustrate my spacious surroundings. The Studio Suite is an open plan space with privacy options – the living area is separated from the bedroom with sliding privacy walls on either side of the rooms, likewise with the bathroom. When fully open, the entire Studio Suite feels like an infinity hall  – one could stand in the living room and gaze through the bedroom and into the bathroom. The effect is a fluid, intuitive space that is made for luxurious lounging.

That said, had I wanted to get into work mode, I was perfectly placed to do so. A working desk just off the living room is strategically placed beside the concealed W MixBar (above), where productivity is aided by espressos made on the complimentary Nespresso machine as well as high-speed Wi-Fi. But naturally, I got no work done – I was too distracted by both TVs (55-inch LED HDTV and Bluetooth soundbar in the bedroom, 43-inch LED HDTV in the living room) as well as views of Kuala Lumpur’s skyline from the large floor-to-ceiling windows.

My review of the 5 star luxury hotel The W Kuala Lumpur, The Away Spa, and more by Posh, Broke, & Bored

Sweet treats: a welcome platter of candies awaited me, including a white chocolate model of the Petronas Twin Towers. It was delicious. I ate it one tower at a time, and for a fleeting moment, it was simply a Petronas Tower.

My review of the 5 star luxury hotel The W Kuala Lumpur, The Away Spa, and more by Posh, Broke, & Bored
My review of the 5 star luxury hotel The W Kuala Lumpur, The Away Spa, and more by Posh, Broke, & Bored
When it comes to small living, I would always prefer a large living room and tiny bedroom. After all, a bedroom’s primary function is sleeping; so all one really needs it enough room for a bed, a wardrobe, and a dresser. But with the Studio Suite no such compromises were neccessary. The bedroom (above) was just as spacious as the living room. Taking centre stage was a king-size W Signature Bed, the famously comfortable likes of which one can buy from the mattress and base to the bedding sets. A walk-in-closet and dressing table flanked one side, while on the other side of the bed an armchair perched by yet another floor-to-ceiling window made for a reading nook.

Happily, these generous proportions extended to the bathroom (below). The bathroom – itself already larger than some apartment living rooms – boasted dual sinks (the key to a harmonious marriage, I always say), a toilet area with a door for privacy (again, another key to a happy marriage), a shower booth with a glorious rain shower, and most impressive of all; a large free-standing bathrub facing a 24-inch LED HDTV. The amenities, naturally, were as bountiful; plush bathrobes and slippers, and full-sized bottles of Bliss® shampoos, conditioners, shower gel, hand and body cream, and face wash.

My review of the 5 star luxury hotel The W Kuala Lumpur, The Away Spa, and more by Posh, Broke, & Bored
My review of the 5 star luxury hotel The W Kuala Lumpur, The Away Spa, and more by Posh, Broke, & Bored
My review of the 5 star luxury hotel The W Kuala Lumpur, The Away Spa, and more by Posh, Broke, & Bored
My review of the 5 star luxury hotel The W Kuala Lumpur, The Away Spa, and more by Posh, Broke, & Bored
The gastronomical offerings at the W KL span a large part of the globe, with 6 delectable venues encompassing Australian to French. You’d know from my previous story about the epic monthly brunches, Retox(above) at the hotel’s modern Australian all-day-dining restaurant, Flock. Which incidentally, is where I reacquainted myself with the beloved eggs with foie gras and kaya jam for breakfast (below). Then there is the WET® Deck (more on that later). Followed by YEN, a Cantonese restaurant where imperial ambience meets avant garde concept to present redefined Chinese classics redefined. There are 2 privately-managed dining and entertainment venues: SAINT PIERRE, a French fine dining restaurant that has already earned a Michelin star at its Singapore location, and WICKED Club for the party animal guest who is loathe to stray from the comfort of the W KL  WOOBAR is the other place to see and be seen (the top award goes to WET® Deck  I’ll explain later). By day it is a relatively unassuming (but not really) and charming rendezvous spot for afternoon tea, but by night it transforms into a seductive nightspot where Kuala Lumpur’s trendiest congregrate for cocktails and tapas. Never show up to WOOBAR looking anything but your best. I had to avoid being spotted by a few familiar faces because I arrived with no makeup on, a messy hair bun, carrying a shamefully battered Birkin (mishapened from a decade of abusing it by carrying too many art supplies and text books), and wearing…Birkenstocks. *cue horrified gasps

Add capt

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *